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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Hilarious Facebook Status 
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<p>Laugh and make everyone laugh with hilarious facebook status. Never miss a chance to make 
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<p>others smile so read the list of our hilarious status and share it on facebook with your friends. 
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<p>The most hilarious facebook statuses are here.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Disappointments are just God&#8216;s way of saying &#8213;I&#8216;ve got something better.&#8214; Be patient, live life, 
have faith.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I have learned that sometimes sorry is not enough. Sometimes you actually have to change.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The only people I need in my life are the ones who need me in theirs even when I have nothing 
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<p>else to offer them but myself.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything or do anything in particular, 
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<p>but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Distance should not be a factor in a relationship but communication, trust and commitment 
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<p>should be.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The past is your lesson. The present is your gift. The future is your motivation.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Live in such a way, that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Today I will do what others won&#8216;t, so tomorrow I can do what others can&#8216;t.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Don&#8216;t waste your time with explainations. People only hear what they want to hear.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Being single is a good feeling, no drama and no heartaches. But sometimes it gets lonely and you 
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<p>miss that feeling of being taken.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Many people have told me that I have changed but the truth is I think I&#8216;ve just found myself.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Love is when you look into someones eyes and see everything you need.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Relationship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stand the more difficult is to leave &amp; 
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<p>even if you leave, you leave your footprints behind.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Be happy. Not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Heart is the greatest cheater in this world because it makes thousands of different excuses to stay 
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<p>in touch with the person you love.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I&#8216;m not looking for someone who has everything but someone who has time to spend with me 
more than anything.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Remember that your greatest talent is so much more powerful than your biggest fear.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>A relationship with no arguments, is a relationship with a lot of secrets.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Only difference between good day and a bad day is your attitude.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Don&#8216;t feel bad if someone rejects you, People usually reject expensive things because they can&#8216;t 
afford them.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>One of the biggest flaws of people are pretending to be blind to their own mistakes but do not 
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<p>pretend deaf towards the mistakes of others.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I don&#8216;t care how many people are in the world BUT I only want you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The longest you hide your feelings for someone, the more you fall for them.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You can learn so much from your mistakes. So don&#8216;t regret them learn from them.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>It doesn&#8216;t matter how nice you are, as soon as you leave the room there&#8216;s always going to be 
someone who talk about you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through the hard times and 
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<p>laugh with you after the hard times pass.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Race can not be won by accelerating on top gear but It can be won only by changing the right 
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<p>gear on right time.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Go for someone whose not only proud and glad to have you, but will also take every risk and 
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<p>effort just to be with you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you keep your eyes, mind, and heart open&#8230;love, kindness, intelligence and wisdom will enter.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness, no one notices your pain but they all 
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<p>notice your mistakes.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Never say good-bye because good-bye means going away, and going away means forgetting.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The most elastic element of the world is TIME; It maximizes the minutes when we are missing 
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<p>someone special and minimises the hours when we are with someone special.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When I tell you &#8213;I love you&#8214; I don&#8216;t say it as a habit. I say it to remind you that you are the best 
thing that&#8216;s ever happened to me.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you don&#8216;t hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You can close your eyes to the things you don&#8216;t want to see, but you can&#8216;t close your heart to the 
things you don&#8216;t want to feel.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Everyone has that one little secret, that no one, not even your best friend, know about you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You can&#8216;t always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw 
them out.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Sometimes it&#8216;s not the song that makes you emotional, It&#8216;s the people &amp; things that come to your 
mind when you hear it .
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Sometimes the most important life lessons are the ones we end up learning the hard way.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Everybody says, mistake is the first step of success but the real fact is correction of mistake is the 
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<p>first step of success.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I miss you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Relationship is not holding hands while you understand eachother. Its about having lots of 
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<p>misunderstandings &amp; still not leaving each other&#8216;s hand.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Strong people stand up for themselves. Strogner people stand up for others.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Life can be happier &amp; stress free if we have all that we desire. But time will give us all that we 
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<p>deserve.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Whenever you don&#8216;t understand what&#8216;s happening in your life, just close your eyes, take a deep 
breath and say&#8230; GOD I know it is your plan, just help me through it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Don&#8216;t worry about people that are in your past, there&#8216;s a reason why they didn&#8216;t make it to your 
future.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Now a days people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>10% of conflict is due to difference of opinion. 90% is due to the wrong tone of voice.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>It&#8216;s not being in love that makes me happy. It&#8216;s being in love with you that makes me happy.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you Don&#8216;t build your dreams, someone will hire you to build theirs.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>We always ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When someone says they have a question to ask, you think of all the bad things you have done 
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<p>recently.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you want to fly with eagles than stop swimming with ducks.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>A good understanding comes only after a long war between two hearts.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>There are two ways to get everyone to hate you. Either do something wrong or do something 
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<p>really right.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Making me happy doesn&#8216;t require a lot of effort. Actually your presence is just enough.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The one who falls and gets up is much stronger than the one who never fell.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has problems. Some people just know how to deal with it 
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<p>in a best way.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Relationship with GOD is the best relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will turn 
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<p>out fine.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I know GOD has bigger &amp; better plans for me than I have for myself.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Adjustment with right people is always better than argument with wrong ones.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Everything will change and it is going to be beautiful and better then ever before.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Bad attitude is like a flat tyre. You can&#8216;t reach anywhere until you change it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Hurt me with the TRUTH but never comfort me with a LIE.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Save me, I&#8216;m drowning in a sea of love!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won&#8216;t get it, but if 
you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Be the one who everyone wants, not the one who everyone&#8216;s had.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People tellin me I changed, that&#8216;s exactly what I&#8216;m gettin so I&#8216;ll never be the same.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next success. Only 
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<p>those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Winners don&#8216;t do different things, they do things differently.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People wait until they have enough time to do what they dream. It is 99% sure it will still be a 
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<p>dream at the end of the life.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The best nicknames are the ones people don&#8216;t know they have.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Chocolate makes everything better. Except obesity
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Smile, it&#8216;s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wifi internet.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Press the star below and watch it glow..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don&#8216;t know when.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Best friends listen to what you don&#8216;t say..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Dance like no one&#8216;s going to put it on youtube.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of 
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<p>control.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>In 2013 I&#8216;m going to sit back, watch the movie 2012 and laugh..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Take my advice, I don&#8216;t use it anyway.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The best thing about being me, I&#8216;m a limited edition&#8230;there are no other copies!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When they ask me what I liked best, I`ll tell them it was you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>everyone calls you by your name, but only one person can make it sound special.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Smiling does make it a little bit better.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You`ve got two choices; you can either sit and cry, or spread your wings and fly.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If at first you don&#8216;t succeed, redefine success.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I wouldn&#8216;t say you&#8216;re stupid. You are, but I wouldn&#8216;t say it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don&#8216;t know when.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Every rule has an exception, especially this one.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>War doesn&#8216;t determine who&#8216;s right, it determines who&#8216;s left.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a 
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<p>work station..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it&#8216;s one of two things, either a new girl, or a new 
car!
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<p>When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, 
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